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03.22.10

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merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

(via happiest)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via the-remains-of-my-wasted-youth)

snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

(via encourage)

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

(Source: misstanwyck, via tmbllrrr)

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

(via cumfort)

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

(Source: squintymisha, via encourage)

flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

(via sorry)

haaaiitori:

pimp-eridan:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

holy fucking shit

they’re going to fucking take over the world

(via barbies-not-even-perfect)

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